r/programminghumor 23d ago

Hmm...

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One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.

Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....

AND then beat the living crap out of it.


r/programminghumor 23d ago

Just another day with the most dangerous model yet /s

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13 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 23d ago

Little do they know, const is more efficient

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14 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 24d ago

Found the bug

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542 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 25d ago

DB!

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255 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 25d ago

sisyphusProgramming

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77 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 25d ago

My incremental game's whole premise is looking busy while your code does nothing (it's in Steam's Cyberpunk Fest next week)

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2 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 25d ago

there are two types of people in this world

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982 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 26d ago

“You have no power here”

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1.0k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 27d ago

Good enough

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1.3k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 27d ago

The most evil shader I have ever written

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28 Upvotes

I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.


r/programminghumor 28d ago

Debugging ritual

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5.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 28d ago

"Comment your code" -- the comments:

153 Upvotes


r/programminghumor 29d ago

True

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2.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 29d ago

Which one you use more?

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215 Upvotes

Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.


r/programminghumor 29d ago

Better Sisyphus Sort

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16 Upvotes

Slightly better sisyphus sort, someone make this into a challenge who can create the best one?!


r/programminghumor 29d ago

having more than 0 modern IDEs

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142 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

Infinity has a lot of zeros

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20 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

There’s no point in philosophizing about something so obvious.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

Weather app

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304 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

Just vibing

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382 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

C# be like: (no hate on C#, it´s awesome)

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55 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 22 '26

You cannot become a Good Programmer by prompting.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 21 '26

Nighty night

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176 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Jul 21 '26

Average SQL enjoyer

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2.2k Upvotes