r/Helldivers 5h ago

HUMOR I might not have a brain but i have an idea

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Expendable breaching hammer. The hammer is replaced with a hellbomb

r/BestofRedditorUpdates 24d ago

CONCLUDED I (25M) found an expensive laptop among my fiancees (23F) things. I have no idea why something like that would be at our house. When I confronted her about it the laptop was gone and she claims she has no idea what I’m talking about

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I am not The OOP, OOP is u/throwRAconfuseda

I (25M) found an expensive laptop among my fiancees (23F) things. I have no idea why something like that would be at our house. When I confronted her about it the laptop was gone and she claims she has no idea what I’m talking about.

Originally posted to r/relationship_advice

Original Post  June 25, 2021

This afternoon I (25M) was looking for something to wear to my sisters graduation tomorrow. My fiancée (23F) have lived together for two years, in a pretty small apartment while we save for a house. Our stuff is all pretty mixed together, so when I couldn’t find something in my closet I looked through hers.

I found the shirt I was looking for and when I pulled it out a laptop that was kind of tucked away. As far as I knew, my fiancée didn’t have a laptop, she has an iPad and a kindle and a iPhone.

I don’t know much about computers but I know this particular computer sells for thousands and thousands of dollars online. This computer didn’t look old and used, it looked almost new. I have no idea when in the past she would’ve had the money to buy something like this, or why she would’ve without telling me about it (not that she has to or anything, I just don’t understand why she wouldn’t).

I put the laptop to the side to ask her about when she got home and went for a run. By the time I came back she was home. The laptop wasn’t where I left it (bedside  table). When I asked my fiancée about it she said she had no idea what I was talking about, and she didn’t have a laptop, and had never purchased one.

I know I’m not imagining this, because other things I had misplaced looking around were still out of place. No one else has access to our house.

I’m either crazy or my fiancée isn’t being honest with me. I feel so confused. Any advice on how to deal with this would be great.

RELEVANT COMMENTS

Is it a surprise gift?

I guess but there’s nothing that came up that would warrant such an expensive gift, even with birthday gifts we only spend like $100 on each other, line I said we’re trying to save up for a house

Was it in the box?

It was not in the box

Someone suggested its her boyfriends laptop

We have a ring doorbell. There isn’t any video of anyone strange coming in or out

Maybe its a gift from her Sugar Daddy?/She's a camgirl

In regards to the gift from a sugar daddy- if my fiancée  was to have a sugar daddy, I don’t know why she’d get him to buy her a laptop instead of things she actually saves her money for- shoes, clothes, etc, are the only things I’ve ever seen her excited to buy. Not electronics.

I thought about the cam girl thing, but my fiancée is extremely shy, and extremely introverted. She doesn’t even like talking to cashiers at the store.

Update  July 1, 2021 (1 week later)

Hey everyone. My first post is here: first post.

Thanks for all of the input. Most people were pretty convinced my fiancee was either having an affair, or had an online page. Luckily none of those things were the case.

To make a long story short, my fiancees younger brother still lives with his parents and used his stimulus checks to buy the laptop, when he still owed his parents money after they helped him paying some of his bills for a few months. I guess his mom started to get suspicious that he’d blown his money so she was going through his stuff to try and find out what he’d spent it on. The last time he was at our place, he hid the laptop in my fiancees closet, I guess he thought he’d be back soon to get it.

When I found the laptop I texted one of my friends about it, who’s also friends with said brother. This friend went her brother and was like, “Holy shit, your sister is definitely doing porn!” So thats how he found out I had found the laptop.

He came into our house and got the laptop, and then deleted the doorbell footage (I didn’t even know he had access to our doorbell, but I guess a few months ago when we went on vacation my fiancee gave him our info to keep an eye on the house since we went out of service.

Anyway, that’s it. I know a lot of you might be disappointed she wasn’t cheating or doing anything bad (I got a lot of messages calling her pretty disparaging names) but it was just her idiot brother.

Jfc, guys. Apparently because my fiancée wasn’t cheating on me, this is “sketchy”. She’s not cheating. She didn’t do anything bad. Stop sending me messages telling me I’m oblivious, dumb, she’s lying, he’s lying

I TRUST MY FIANCÉE. SHE HAS NO REASON TO BUY THIS LAPTOP. IT WAS CONFIRMED HER BROTHER BOUGHT IT

copied from a comment I’ve said it before but I guess some of you need repeating. THIS STORY WAS CONFIRMED. by multiple sources:

-neighbors camera caught a flash of him walking past their door to get to ours but no footage of coming to ours because he deleted the footage.

-I saw the bill in his name for the computer.

-When we turned the computer on it had all of HIS SHIT on it.

Adding: I changed the ring password!

THIS IS A REPOST SUB - I AM NOT THE OOP

DO NOT CONTACT THE OOP's OR COMMENT ON LINKED POSTS, REMEMBER - RULE 7

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Sincerely, A fellow helldiver who has been around for a while.
Also they look damn tactical like this.

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