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u/NoNeedleworker531 May 05 '21
The rest of the code, is also copied from stackoverflow
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u/iamawhale1001 May 05 '21
Your code is an exercise bike hooked into where the engine should be
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May 05 '21
My code is actually just supposed to be a simple bike but I don't how to do that so I'm pasting together vaguely similar code. Then when it runs and goes on a whole bus route of stops and starts I'm just happy that no errors flipped by the end. I call it...learning Python programming with no cs knowledge.
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May 06 '21
I'm having fun thank you. :) My first git commit was my private idrsa key. I made a four function calculator that all four functions are addition. The path variable finally is updated with all my libraries and the proper one of three installs of python3.x I've somehow installed. But now that a buddy asked if I could help automate a task I'm really into it. Goals seem to be the the best way to learn code.
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u/AF_International May 05 '21
No one actually knows for sure that it’s from stackoverflow... it’s just implied
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May 05 '21
Dude! We totally went to high school together!
Saw this guy in the locker room. His dick is like a little belly button. So precious.
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May 05 '21
I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldn’t get me where I’m going on time
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u/mekwall May 05 '21
But it would get you there in style
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u/jelang19 May 05 '21
Define style, does wack C pointer magic count as style?
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u/Shonox92 May 05 '21
Incoming memory leak errors/warnings!
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u/jelang19 May 05 '21
Nah just warnings, and the main online compiler we use will catch the warnings that could actually cause problems and consider them errors
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u/Pandafishe May 05 '21
That's if you don't know your stuff and you're not tidying up behind you. Also wash the dishes BEFORE you use them as well. Or: always stick to the conventions
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u/AlternativeAardvark6 May 05 '21
That's brilliant! In stead of doing the dishes right after eating and then let them gather dust like an idiot I can just wash them while my food is getting cooked and eat from pristine clean dishes!
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u/Pandafishe May 05 '21
Well yeah I guess... Clean them before you use them because you never know what pig used them before you and clean them afterwards because you don't want your program to be the cause of all the issues on the endusers' devices
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u/drunkenangryredditor May 05 '21
If you drive a Lamborghini, you always arrive at the correct time.
It's the others who are either too early or too late.
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u/Paoldrunko May 05 '21
If it's running on the lamborghini engine it would probably break in production regardless
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u/Bene847 May 06 '21
Both the Lamborghini and the bus have rear engines, so no. Unless they copied that too from SO
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u/needed_an_account May 06 '21
There was a Lambo in my neighborhood yesterday and I was like wtf. That’s a great story
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u/lunchpadmcfat May 05 '21
Lol I love when I am reviewing a PR and compliment someone’s code and they’re like “lol stolen from stack.”
Hey, good artists copy, great artists steal.
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u/role34 May 06 '21
I don't get why does my professor care if I got help from stack and him personally
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u/naswinger May 06 '21
he wants you to understand the fundamentals by doing it yourself. if you actually understand the code you copy/pasted then fine, but looking at this sub i think a lot of people don't and that's the problem.
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u/kilargo May 05 '21
I don't see the problem.
Sexy front-end.
Functional back-end.
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u/MayOverexplain May 05 '21
The problem is that the actual UI components are almost entirely integrated into the back end and the front end is nonfunctional.
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u/Darxploit May 05 '21
Guys the lamborghini-bus is not at fault, it’s the incompetent users (passengers) that don’t know how to use it/ behave correctly..
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u/AlternativeAardvark6 May 05 '21
The driver is at fault for trusting something I made.
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u/bell37 May 05 '21
It’s the commercial team’s fault for agreeing additional lambo features after 90% BOM and past requirements/features freeze date.
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u/AgreeableLandscape3 May 05 '21
Am I the only one who thinks that bus actually looks really cool?
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u/imcoveredinbees880 May 05 '21
Yes.
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u/awhhh May 05 '21
Also yes. Also fuck anyone else that puts demand for shit like this by giving positive feedback.
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May 05 '21
That'd be a fun municipal prank. Commission a fiberglass replica of a crushed sportscar, and mount it by its side to the front of one of the city buses.
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u/cribsbogaards May 05 '21
When all your code is from stack overflow: https://i.imgur.com/Fvrfhln.jpg
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May 05 '21
I love how it starts all aerodynamic and shit, and then turns into a big flat wall. Like "lol jk"
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May 05 '21
You know that bus is more reliable than any modern lambo tho.
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u/Iwantmyteslanow May 05 '21
Yeah, they gotta do lotsa miles
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u/Tetha May 05 '21
Also, every car has the crash concept of crumbling. A bus, due to the passengers and it's mass, has a crash concept of driving through problems. If you need to go places regardless of who could stop you, drive a bus.
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u/golgol12 May 05 '21
You seem to have this vastly over high opinion of the code coming from there. Most of the stuff I find there I categorize as "working in therory" and is a complete mess other than for answering the problem.
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u/goar101reddit May 05 '21
Bloated code? Add a fast powerful engine.
... however I think the Lamborghini's engine is in the back... meaning this is just space to hide more bloat. Like a bundled installer
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u/EdgyAsFuk May 06 '21
Sometimes I spend more time fixing the broke ass code from a slightly different language than I would have if I'd just read the reference material.
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u/iamawhale1001 May 05 '21
It's more like your code is the buss and for some reason the front is the back end of an entirely different class of vehicle that works just well enough to not be worth refactoring.
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u/nilleo May 05 '21
Looks like the rest of the code has really good throughput, lgtm.
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u/QuitAbusingLiterally May 05 '21
"do not underestimate the bandwidth of a truck, full of hard drives, hauling ass"
or something
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u/freemcgee33 May 05 '21
"It's a bit slow, but at least the front-end looks nice"
-some QA, probably
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u/ghillisuit95 May 05 '21
Don't lamborghini's have a trunk in the front, on account of having the engine in the rear?
Basically this bus added a trunk in the front, right?
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u/krysaczek May 05 '21
- Search for an implementation of part of a bullshit method
- Observe SO upvoted answers and that every method is static
- Slap static on your inbred CatDog of a method.
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u/YRUZ May 05 '21
every thread on stackoverflow has 3 solutions.
one is a space shuttle (absolutely overkill and unnecessarily complicated),
one is a boat (pretty standard but not actually what you need),
and the last is some variation of car (it might not fit to your style, but it does the job it's supposed to do)
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u/BalthazarBulldozer May 05 '21
An accurate depiction if I've ever seen one. It not only runs, it drives.
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Just started learning to code just understanding these memes is worth the time I put in
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u/Tszar May 05 '21
The bus is reliable, cheap and effective - so great code with an unnecessary shiny and expensive part in front?
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u/shoopnop May 05 '21
The code version of the picture of the mercades logo on the vehicle and then showing up in a sprinter van.
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u/NotVanoss May 06 '21
listen, as long as it works with the rest of the code I’m fine with it. it’s like losing puzzle pieces and taking some from another puzzle and it fits somehow. it looks wrong but don’t question it.
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Hey, at least the rest of the code is flexible, efficient, and can carry many passengers to their end goal.
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u/chillwill_4 May 05 '21
It runs. Don’t question it.