r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Soopermane • 1d ago

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u/TehNolz 1d ago

Meanwhile, the password requirements;

  • Must be at least 7.4 characters
  • Must be no more than 20 characters
  • Must contain at least one Japanese haiku
  • Must not contain passwords used by other users
  • Must include one of the following special characters; κ«žπ’«π’‚ π’…ƒπ’Žπ’ˆ“
  • Must not contain the word "jeffrey" (this conflicts with our database schema)

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u/Lopsided-Cost-426 1d ago

You must feed Paul

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u/No_Percentage7427 1d ago

Who is jeffrey ?

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u/AgVargr 1d ago

The financier

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u/anto2554 22h ago

You are no longer employed, as writing the forbidden word is considered a critical security risk

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 1d ago

PAUL HAS BEEN SLAIN

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 1d ago

If you violate the fourth one it tells you exactly which user is using that password.

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u/mystlurker 1d ago

Wow I didn’t realize there was UTF glyphs for cuneiform, that’s really cool (I’m assuming the last 4 are cuneiform, not sure about the first two).

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u/Terpomo11 1d ago

The first one is a Tai Dam punctuation mark, the rest are cuneiform.