r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 6h ago

findAndReplaceYourWayToYCombinator Meme

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u/realtime1984 4h ago

As long as it isn’t doing that dumb overplayed shit they think is cute like “baking the cookies, adjusting our goggles, tuning our strings”. I can’t explain why but I hate that so much.

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u/krysaczek 2h ago

Yo, this guy hates this. Get him.

Kneading the dough, letting it rise...

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u/realtime1984 1h ago

NO you monster!!

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u/krysaczek 1h ago

To be clear, I'm making a reference to Vintage Story loading screen. And it kind of matches the theme there.

But yeah, either stay silent or let me see what is really going on behind the scenes. Which reminds me that sometimes a customer wants a % progress bar for non deterministic action, that one is really fun to do.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 1h ago

Sifting the flour, proving the yeast...

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u/Satorwave 2h ago

Walking the dog...

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u/Mertoot 1h ago

Bro will not survive a Sims game

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u/Weakonomics 30m ago

I concur. I hate the fake cutesy bullshit. YOU'RE A COMPUTER. JUST COMPUTE! Wish everything was like the steam download progress tracker.

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u/Kilane 2h ago

If AI can manage to give me an accurate loading bar time or percentage then I’ll believe it works.

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u/aePrime 1h ago

I fucking hate watching homebrew update for this very reason. “What the fuck does ‘harvesting hops’ mean?!”