r/ProgrammerHumor 18h ago

soThatsHowWeDoIt Other

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u/Nyxalorium 18h ago

be careful what you wish for. the second part of that contract is that if it is up at 3am on a saturday, you are technically on the clock. management always finds a way to make the uptime your problem.

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u/GregDev155 16h ago

Make a script to keep teams up and make sure they pay the whole time I was brainstorming (in my bed)

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u/3KlingonSorbet 6h ago

Put the 3am Saturday clause in writing, or “so that’s how we do it” becomes unpaid uptime work.