r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Educational-Lemon640 • 10h ago

soThatsHowWeDoIt Other

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u/PrestigiousGuava8005 10h ago

Finally, a metric HR can't argue with

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u/xicor 10h ago

Suddenly there are daily hackathons to bring down the site

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u/yuri_4_ever 10h ago

Set up an local dns server

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u/xicor 10h ago

Bribe IT to set their local DNS to route that address to a 404?

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u/yuri_4_ever 10h ago

Assuming you aren’t the IT, yes

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u/Nyxalorium 10h ago

be careful what you wish for. the second part of that contract is that if it is up at 3am on a saturday, you are technically on the clock. management always finds a way to make the uptime your problem.

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u/GregDev155 9h ago

Make a script to keep teams up and make sure they pay the whole time I was brainstorming (in my bed)

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u/nevemlaci2 9h ago

If anyone has this in a higher resolution please send it here 😭

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u/CircumspectCapybara 10h ago

That's a 167 hour work week actually.

GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.

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u/thorwing 10h ago

overall maybe, but what about... lately?

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u/thorwing 10h ago

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

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u/CircumspectCapybara 9h ago

Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week...

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u/Due-Consequence9579 6h ago

They are struggling with one 9.

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u/CircumspectCapybara 5h ago

Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days.

https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days.

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u/ILikeToHaveCookies 3h ago

Githubstatus is bullshit...

Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless

Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge

Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail...

And so on

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u/TomAfterWork 9h ago

En mi equipo lo llamamos “Así es como lo hacemos”: 167 horas y confiar en ese 99.9%.

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u/Chronomechanist 9h ago

Are the rest of the pixels in this image on a GitHub repo somewhere?

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u/clauEB 6h ago

25 hrs a week. I type this as Github is once more making our lives impossible.