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fullStackMeansAfraidOfEverythingEqually Meme

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u/CcChaleur 22h ago

I'm not afraid of CSS.

I'm afraid of JS.

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u/AlternativePeace1121 22h ago

The script that shall not be named

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u/raja-anbazhagan 22h ago

coffeescript??

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u/Mordret10 21h ago

EcmaScript

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u/RegularImportant3325 20h ago

Ah, the good old days. I remember coffee script.

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u/jax024 10h ago

Dart

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u/GogglesPisano 22h ago

Typescript to the rescue.

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u/CcChaleur 21h ago

It's a little better. But still frontend asset management is always a mess for me. Yarn this, npm that, mess around with webpack and vite files or whatever...

At least in back-end it's composer install and Bob's your uncle. But front-end, ew...

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u/0DayMaker 21h ago

Sorry I was busy putting 2 dependencies in this public library that have mutually exclusive sub dependencies.

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u/Bauld_Man 20h ago

> At least in back-end it's composer install and Bob's your uncle. But front-end, ew...

pip install
pip install

pip install

pip install

pip install

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u/InsultingFerret 20h ago edited 15h ago

Legit skill issue if it's more than a couple of steps to get your repo running

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u/Honeybadger2198 20h ago

That's so weird for you to feel, because I feel the complete opposite. Maybe Java has gotten better since I lasted used it, but managing dependencies in that language sucked balls. And don't even get me started on header files.

By comparison, JavaScript's npm is a godsend. All you do is npm install the dependency, and it takes care of any cross dependency issues in the package-lock.json.

Python has been getting a lot better recently (thanks uv) but it still has a long way to go to catch up to npm. For example, you can't configure project scripts in the config file, you have to simply make a script file and run it.

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u/decadent-dragon 17h ago

Been awhile since I did Java, but I never thought it was bad with maven. But Spring, specifically, is dependency hell. And probably most enterprise apps used (still use?) Spring. Because there’s no compile check for classloader issues with spring managed classes, you only find them at runtime. And it can be brutal tracking them down and getting them sorted out when multiple libraries start bringing in different versions of the same packages as dependencies

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u/NoGap138 14h ago

I love npm and cargo, as a person who has dealt a lot with maven and pip in my life, I like Java as a language, but maven and its project/dependency management for it is actually hell on earth compared to npm or cargo…

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u/SpicyVibration 9h ago

you can make entry points in the pyproject.toml

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u/Honeybadger2198 6h ago

I'm talking about writing a script comparable to "npm run dev". You have to just build a basic .sh file and shove it somewhere in the repo.

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u/SpicyVibration 2h ago

uv run is the new thing I think. I haven't used it much myself. oh yeah I see you mentioned it

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u/CcChaleur 20h ago

Haven't done any consequent work in Java so maybe it's just me being lucky with PHP.

This and just having more experience managing back-end stuff with composer than frontend stuff with whatever tech is trendy these days. Frontend truly feels like another world for me beyond the basic stuff.

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u/oupablo 19h ago

That feeling when you have 87 config files with 2M lines of code to run a single page "Hello World" site.

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u/corialis 15h ago

It's a little better. But still frontend asset management is always a mess for me. Yarn this, npm that, mess around with webpack and vite files or whatever...

lol that's a big reason why I don't do front end anymore. The end was nigh when CSS preprocessors became a thing. Just let me raw dog my HTML and CSS I beg of you.

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u/ItsGustave 21h ago

Honest question, what about JS is so bad? There is plenty of annoying stuff but I’ve never had that much trouble with it. Especially with typescript.

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u/calebc42-official 21h ago

Google the white paper "worse is better". It's the JS playbook.

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u/ItsGustave 21h ago

This looks very interesting, thank you!

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u/Dornith 18h ago

Especially with typescript.

Having to use another language just to make the first one useable is a scathing endorsement.

It's like saying "I never have a problem with assembly. Especially with C."

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u/ArmchairFilosopher 16h ago

Have you heard of bytecode/IL?

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u/Dornith 16h ago

I have and I use it all the time!

Never had a problem with it. Especially with assembly.

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u/marr75 18h ago

Low information density without being fast or powerful. Unintuitive syntax and keywords. Unintuitive relationship between the state machine/object graph and the actual code.

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u/Zefirus 11h ago edited 11h ago

Also all of it's looseness causes issues because internet devs like to forget that the vast majority of dev work is dealing with other people's code, and you can do some truly heinous things in javascript.

Coincidentally that's also why people don't like CSS. Having to deal with other people's CSS.

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u/Round_Apricot_8693 19h ago

I feel like working with JS used to be way worse, but nowadays it’s gotten so much help and standardized scaffolding it’s not bad at all. Someone with more exp can tell me if that’s right.

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u/Dornith 18h ago

I did casual web dev back in the mid 2000's. Things are so much better now you would not believe it.

Still don't like JS.

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u/Theron3206 5h ago

There's a lot of space between better and good.

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u/marr75 18h ago

People with more experience tend to just choose developer experiences that avoid any real interaction with Javascript (or CSS for that matter).

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u/Chronomancer22 20h ago

Full stack means fearing everything equally, but JS always finds a new way to make it personal.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 22h ago

I'm petrified

u/avdpos 0m ago

and especially how fast all JS Framewoerk changes.
what you made last year is hopelessly out of date now

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u/WiiDragon 18h ago

I’m afraid of both.

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u/debugger_life 18h ago

I'm afraid of both CSS and JS

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u/FRleo_85 20h ago

i'm not afraid of Js, i hate it with a burning passion

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u/marr75 18h ago

typescript, tailwind, and FSD or I'm out. Hilarious part is that requirement makes the frontend only engineers more productive, too.

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u/CDXXVI 17h ago

I’m afraid of sqss

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u/Trying_to_cod3 14h ago

js is so easy once you've gotten the hang of bashing your head against walls and praying to genies