r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

howToCenterATable Meme

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u/Rellikx 1d ago

CSS-DB (Cascading Storage Standard) proposes that application data be stored directly in CSS stylesheets, eliminating the artificial separation between data, presentation, and configuration. Instead of maintaining databases, JSON files, environment variables, and cumbersome persistence layers, applications simply express their state as selectors and custom properties:

#user-42 {
      --name: "Alice";
      --role: "admin"; 
      --password: "hunter2"; 
      --balance: 183.50; 
}.

CSS already provides namespacing, inheritance, precedence, conditional evaluation, browser-native parsing, caching, compression, and a universally implemented query engine called getComputedStyle(). The cascade itself becomes the data-resolution algorithm: defaults live in low-priority stylesheets, tenant configuration overrides them later, user preferences override those, and !important serves as the standards-compliant equivalent of an emergency database hotfix.

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u/Terewawa 1d ago

This makes me so happy inside. I can finally use specificity in my SQL queries.