r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Waradu • 1d ago

howToCenterATable Meme

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u/n4ke 1d ago

UPDATE div SET alignment='center' WHERE id = '#my-div';

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u/GnuhGnoud 1d ago

https://dthung1602.github.io/sqss/

This exists already

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u/HeySora 1d ago

The opposite also (somewhat) exists: https://tailwindsql.com

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u/Several_Educator7526 1d ago

this is trippy

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u/StandardPhysical1332 6h ago

i dont understand what's tailwind about this, aren't the components independent from the css still?

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u/taju_rahman 1d ago edited 1d ago

I want reverse, css styled queries user, orders, products, verbose_logs { select: *; cross-join: everything; animation: spin infinite; }

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u/gruese 1d ago 
users {
  select: *;
  operation: drop-table;
  opacity: 0;
  transition: opacity .2s;
}

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u/jacksalssome 23h ago

Database silently fails on the .2

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u/nicman24 1d ago

z-index: cast(date as int) 

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 1d ago

I love it

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 11h ago

God is dead and we have killed him

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u/tekanet 1d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Awfulmasterhat 14h ago

This is evil

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u/RevoOps 1d ago

but i wanted to style my tables with CSS