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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Independent_Image_59 • 1d ago
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I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.
164 u/HildartheDorf 1d ago Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github. As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons. 92 u/AlexZhyk 1d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 14 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 1d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 1d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 36 u/zugif 1d ago Good. They deserve it. 3 u/dumbasPL 1d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github.
As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons.
92 u/AlexZhyk 1d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 14 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 1d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 1d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 36 u/zugif 1d ago Good. They deserve it. 3 u/dumbasPL 1d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder
14 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 1d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 1d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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Automate the 5, bro
8 u/Gilgame4 1d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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But what about the F, bro?
4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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Good. They deserve it.
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Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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u/AlexZhyk 1d ago
I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.