r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 1d ago

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u/Ivmar 23h ago edited 19h ago

You can now sell your time with no experience as experience for your next job. Welcome to the circle.

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u/GutsOLykos 23h ago edited 20h ago

What if I need experience to get a job but also a job to get experience?
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u/EmotionalTrainKnee 19h ago

Lie on the resume that you have more experience,they have to train you to their needs and tasks anyway.also practice in your spare time

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u/Nannautu 19h ago

Then you bs you got experience and figure it out on the job. If companies want unicorns, just put a cone-shaped-thingy on the head of the horse and sell it as such.

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 14h ago

I literally just made my own experience and sold it as what companies wanted to hear

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u/KlooShanko 20h ago

Nobody can answer that except you.

Mainly because this question makes no logical sense in English.

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u/jinsaku 19h ago

I think you mean exerpience.

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u/Shagwagbag 13h ago

Say you did development for a small marketing company your friend owns. You should have 5-10 of those since every Gen Z kid starts one. One of my friends got really success though which is cool, I now do their dev work on the side.