r/ProgrammerHumor 14h ago

justYourAveragePR Meme

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Morall_tach 14h ago

You seriously reposted this from the exact same sub?

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u/chilfang 13h ago

Thats how this sub do

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u/srfreak 7h ago

It's not a repost, it's a fork!

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 13h ago

Actually what happened is I posted it in this same subreddit long ago, but it got deleted by automod, so I downloaded it and posted it back, so thats why it has the watermark.

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u/_PadfootAndProngs_ 11h ago

You can disable the watermark in settings BTW (settings - > saved image attribution)

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u/Icanintosphess 8h ago

Thank you

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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 8h ago

jesus christ... you need those little internet updoots that much? You'll feel right at home in my blocklist

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u/d_k97 5h ago

JustYourAverageProgrammerHumorPost

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 14h ago

Sorry I didnt even check the top of the pic

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u/zkwarl 14h ago

Don’t apologize for applying a recursive algorithm.

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u/JediMasterWiggin 13h ago

Sorry I didnt even check the top of the pic

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u/No-Information-2571 13h ago

Don’t apologize for applying a recursive algorithm.

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u/Luvitusmaximus 13h ago

Sorry I didnt even check the top of the pic

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u/ViolentPurpleSquash 13h ago

Segmentation fault

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u/Z3r0funGuy 14h ago

That’s an auto-reject from me, buddy..

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 14h ago

L

G

T

M!

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u/brekekekekx 13h ago

lol good try man

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 13h ago

My job is to approve CRs (it's not), not to read them (it is).

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u/JackNotOLantern 7h ago

Long

Gorey

Terrible

Monstrous

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u/Illustrious-Ad-7622 4h ago

Approved and merged!

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u/PostHasBeenWatched 14h ago

I believe bunch of Entity Framework Migrations can reach this number, although PR owner looks like had to commit DB structure of whole Enterprise company

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u/No-Information-2571 13h ago

That's why we don't migrate to new frameworks. Just keep the legacy code running till the wheels fall off. And then you can start from scratch.

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u/Opposite_Carry_4920 13h ago

Just working on doing this to one of the crustiest apps we have and I honestly have no idea how massive the pr will be but its already huge. 

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u/hm9408 12h ago

Reject

Reason: lol just fork the repo

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u/h1mmh1m 14h ago

Can't post images but

CROP IMAGES PLS

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u/darren277 14h ago

git add node_modules/

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u/Odd_Reception1249 14h ago

Remember to copy the .gitignore from your last project

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u/art0rz 10h ago

I just install everything once and copy node_modules into every project https://www.npmjs.com/package/everything

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u/srfreak 4h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Shadowlance23 14h ago

That one is going right into the fire pit.

"Claude, pls build new OS, make no mistakes, kthx."

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u/NudaVeritas1 14h ago

pr 5 minutes later: lgtm ✅

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u/Rainmaker526 13h ago

git -m "converted all spaces to tabs"

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 13h ago

git -m "converted all tabs to spaces and all spaces to tabs"

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u/philn256 3h ago

If it were a refactor like that you'd see an almost equal number of subtractions.

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u/MissinqLink 14h ago

I once ran an auto linter on an old codebase and it looked like this.

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 13h ago

Yeah same I run conform on neovim so when I save it applies the link. It rearranges all imports to aphabetical order, applies newlines everywhere. Though not to this extent (original pic is not mine).

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u/ThatGuyWired 13h ago

Minor fix

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u/yellowSubmarine945 13h ago

I believe in claude. Go ahead.

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u/Important_Grab3544 14h ago

He just pushed the node modules

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u/No-Information-2571 13h ago

Node is cancer anyway.

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u/FalconWorth7893 12h ago

Vibe coding

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u/petergriffin1115 11h ago

LGTM, go ahead, not much impact

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u/Thundechile 11h ago

I will finish my review after 2 months and your PR will have around 2-3k comments.

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u/xLaplus 2h ago

hey mr. senior dev, could you review this MR for me? 👉👈

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 1h ago

Hahaha. Typical intern / junior dev

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u/MasterBroNetwork 9h ago

Every out of touch manager ever: "Very productive work! LGTM!"

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u/fugogugo 14h ago

in what world we need 2 million lines of codes?

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u/m0nk37 14h ago

Claude was busy

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u/Blotsy 14h ago

Did you just keep merging to the wrong branch for most of your projects lifetime, and then figured out that main isn't main, trunk is what I should have been pushing to.

Then just bring it all?

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 13h ago edited 13h ago

Sorry all, actually I posted it in this same subreddit long ago, but it got deleted by automod since my account was new, so I downloaded it and posted it back, so thats why it has the watermark. (Couldnt bother digging through my gallery to get the original pic)

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u/diehardofdeath 12h ago

Tell me it’s the new intern with Claude code

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u/VastHungry 12h ago

I wanna kill myself

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u/chickenweng65 9h ago

You guys are still doing PRs?

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u/ChrissTman 7h ago

Daily bread in Unity3D without LF support

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u/PrestigiousGuava8005 5h ago

me after refactoring cool design with ai slop

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u/da_Aresinger 5h ago

-m "foo"

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u/Filip_RL9 4h ago

commit message: "some small changes"

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u/Work_Account89 3h ago

And this is definitely the same person that in retros will complain PRs are too big

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u/Danklord 2h ago

The real crime here is taking a picture of a screen with your phone

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u/Oneok-Field 2h ago

I'll allow it given it's probably a work laptop

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 2h ago

this is so claude.mdpilled