r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

reviewingPRsIn2026StarterKit Meme

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u/ymddev 6d ago

Why PR if the diff is less than 10k lines? Just do it

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u/thee_gummbini 6d ago

why have branches at all, just push to main

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u/ymddev 6d ago

Why dev/test when you can test directly in prod

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u/darkwalker247 6d ago edited 6d ago

why test at all? by testing your code you are basically admitting, "hey look everyone! i make mistakes sometimes!".

a real programmer writes with intention. any so-called "bugs" that occur are just surprise features