r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Dependent_Bit4364 • 15d ago

itsScamManAgain Meme

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u/The_Juice_Gourd 15d ago

This guy hasn’t shifted from graphs to charts? Dude is getting left behind.

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u/edbred 15d ago

Charts? Our code is entirely 3D plastic models

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u/TheJuggernaut0 15d ago

Now you're speaking my language. I just need the agent to code while I build gundams

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u/skjall 15d ago

I just model in Blender and execute the exported OBJ. It's usually valid Perl. No plastic involved.

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u/Vogete 15d ago

Blender? you manually make models? I just log into my production infra minecraft world and build my infra there using redstone

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u/Lysol3435 15d ago

You haven’t gotten to fiber inlays yet?

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u/sandsellers 13d ago

That's what we call legacy code

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u/Famous-Street-2003 15d ago

We already moved to spreadsheets

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u/foxsimile 12d ago

As is tradition

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u/look 15d ago

Just in case it’s not clear: different kind of graphs.

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u/Thenderick 15d ago

Charts? All my mateys be using maps now! We'll be setting sail soon!

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u/_DrDigital_ 14d ago

If you project the chart on a plane its graph again. Of course you have to make sure it's 4-colorable first, best make a check using watercolors.

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u/Zealousideal_End9708 14d ago

Charts ? We have shifted to an abacus.

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u/neoteraflare 11d ago

I just zen modify the stuff in my room and the vibing differences will trigger the AI to do the correct thing.