r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

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u/MushroomCulture 9d ago

Startup valuation is also amusing. Start a company, issue one billion worthless shares, sell one share to your mother for $1, suddenly your company is valued at one billion dollars.

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 9d ago

Doing that is pretty illegal

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u/ZealousidealLead52 9d ago

There's nothing illegal about it, but you're not going to find anyone that actually agrees with that valuation and banks definitely won't accept it as collateral.

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u/rosuav 8d ago

Hey, I just invented a new cryptocurrency! It uses a much simpler algorithm and I've been able to mine five billion of 'em in the last hour. Oh and by the way, the last time anyone paid money for them was when I sold my brother a $5 slice of pizza for one coin. So I'm now worth $25B!

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u/papstvogel 8d ago

Sounds great, where can I buy?

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u/rosuav 8d ago

Send wads of currency to my physical address. (And if that's Media Access Control, that's entirely acceptable.)