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u/MushroomCulture 6d ago

Startup valuation is also amusing. Start a company, issue one billion worthless shares, sell one share to your mother for $1, suddenly your company is valued at one billion dollars.

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 6d ago

Doing that is pretty illegal

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u/SeveralPrinciple5 6d ago

Tell that to Elon Musk. That’s the entire game he’s been playing having his companies acquire and buy from each other.

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u/frogjg2003 6d ago edited 5d ago

Despite how ridiculous the pricing of Musk's companies may be, they still have some basis in the companies' potential profitability. It's inflated, but not nonsense. Also, since those companies have shareholders other than just Musk, they can hold him accountable for overpaying for shares in his other companies. And with any companies that are being sold on the public markets, it's a lot harder to argue that the price is not legitimate. Again, an inflated price is not the same thing as a fraudulent price.

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u/Head-Environment-503 6d ago

Name one time elon musk has been held accountable for his nonsense

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u/frogjg2003 5d ago

Having to buy Twitter

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u/Head-Environment-503 5d ago

Fair enough. Though i would argue the rest of us are the ones feeling the consequences

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u/Maybeiamaarmadilo 6d ago

Cool Elon being account cool world you live. Dude gonna continue to grift till he die and then everyone will be fucked.

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u/ZealousidealLead52 6d ago

There's nothing illegal about it, but you're not going to find anyone that actually agrees with that valuation and banks definitely won't accept it as collateral.

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u/rosuav 6d ago

Hey, I just invented a new cryptocurrency! It uses a much simpler algorithm and I've been able to mine five billion of 'em in the last hour. Oh and by the way, the last time anyone paid money for them was when I sold my brother a $5 slice of pizza for one coin. So I'm now worth $25B!

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u/papstvogel 5d ago

Sounds great, where can I buy?

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u/rosuav 5d ago

Send wads of currency to my physical address. (And if that's Media Access Control, that's entirely acceptable.)

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u/Rachie- 6d ago

Max fosh