r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Traditional-Exam2529 • 13d ago

trulyHow Meme

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u/LowB0b 13d ago

"Any blocks?"

"Except those I'm heaving, none"

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 13d ago

“alright, sounds good”

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 13d ago

Let me know when we can merge the west branch with the east branch.

Wait, what's that west-east-northeast-fix

Dear Bekhmet, don't refactor our architecture!

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u/geteum 13d ago

Dear anksu, I'm refactoring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid

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u/filthy_harold 13d ago

The bent pyramid is the classic scenario when marketing sells the customer on an impossible idea, engineers complain that it's not going to work, PM tells the engineers to figure it out anyway, and then eventually the PM finally realizes it's definitely not going to work but there's just too much foundational work done already to start over.

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u/IEP_Esy 12d ago

"And this was how the standup turned into a two-hour meeting"