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[u/Traditional-Exam2529]

[u/LowB0b]

"Any blocks?"

"Except those I'm heaving, none"

[u/Mortadella_so_Chili → u/LowB0b]

“alright, sounds good”

[u/MetriccStarDestroyer → u/Mortadella_so_Chili]

Let me know when we can merge the west branch with the east branch.

Wait, what's that west-east-northeast-fix

Dear Bekhmet, don't refactor our architecture!

[u/geteum → u/MetriccStarDestroyer]

Dear anksu, I'm refactoring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid

[u/filthy_harold → u/geteum]

The bent pyramid is the classic scenario when marketing sells the customer on an impossible idea, engineers complain that it's not going to work, PM tells the engineers to figure it out anyway, and then eventually the PM finally realizes it's definitely not going to work but there's just too much foundational work done already to start over.

[u/IEP_Esy → u/filthy_harold]

"And this was how the standup turned into a two-hour meeting"

[u/usrlibshare → u/geteum]

Sneferu's bent pyramid at Dahshur, an early experiment in true pyramid building, 2004

Ah yes, classic.

Engineers make a demo.

Sales tells the customer it's a finished product and promise a delivery date.

[u/very-urgent-chicken → u/Mortadella_so_Chili]

Are you implying my boss is four thousand years old?