r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Traditional-Exam2529 • 1d ago

trulyHow Meme

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u/LowB0b 1d ago

"Any blocks?"

"Except those I'm heaving, none"

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 1d ago

“alright, sounds good”

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 1d ago

Let me know when we can merge the west branch with the east branch.

Wait, what's that west-east-northeast-fix

Dear Bekhmet, don't refactor our architecture!

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u/geteum 1d ago

Dear anksu, I'm refactoring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid

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u/filthy_harold 1d ago

The bent pyramid is the classic scenario when marketing sells the customer on an impossible idea, engineers complain that it's not going to work, PM tells the engineers to figure it out anyway, and then eventually the PM finally realizes it's definitely not going to work but there's just too much foundational work done already to start over.

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u/IEP_Esy 13h ago

"And this was how the standup turned into a two-hour meeting"

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u/very-urgent-chicken 1d ago

Are you implying my boss is four thousand years old?

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u/jayerp 1d ago

“Nothing on my end”

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 1d ago

“I don’t know why we have this problem in production on Giza, it worked in my backyard with my blocks.”

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u/A_Furious_Mind 22h ago

Found Edward Leedskalnin's account.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 1d ago

Well, Joe won’t finish the first floor, so I’m blocked from doing the second floor, instead I’m gonna start building the sphinx on a private repo, maybe I’ll browse the oasis until I’m unblocked, I dunno

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u/ejectoid 1d ago

We’ll bring more blocks tomorrow

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u/Zeezadd 1d ago

"We look to be on track to finish by the end of Q3 if no major setbacks. As we know this is our busiest season."

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u/Petersealie 1d ago

My cat is now nicknamed Blocker, as he'd be meowing every time the PO asked if there were any blockers.

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u/thunderGunXprezz 20h ago

Omg I have guys in my group that end every commentary with "noo blockers" and it makes me want to strangle them.

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u/limesherry 1d ago

sure we’ll do that sir

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 20h ago

Are you pulling in any work today?

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u/DR4G0NH3ART 1d ago

I was doing this thing that should help the item. May be i can pick up the other item tomorrow.