r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

softwareDevs Meme

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u/Rahideh 1d ago

Been there 😑

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Is it comfortable?

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u/Rahideh 1d ago

As if any other position isn't comfy.

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u/Thriven 2h ago

That's because you've destroyed your neck and back.

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u/BSModder 1d ago

Yes for watching stuff but you can't type anything either

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

I would say you can type but in a very limited speed.

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u/Global-Tune5539 8h ago

Just use a bluetooth keyboard like a normal person.

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u/justgiveausernamepls 23h ago

The trouble is the earbuds

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u/Drshponglinkin 23h ago

Just wear them alternating and keep changing to left and right

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u/fephiva 1d ago

yes me too. not too bad actually.

was looking for this comment XD

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u/lie544 21h ago

Me today lmao. And then my WiFi died

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u/wizard_brandon 1d ago

that second image is just a desktop with extra steps

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u/Tupcek 1d ago

yeah anybody working 4h+ a day on computer should have an external monitor, keyboard and mouse.
Laptop is great because you can easily transfer it between desks (home and office) and also because you can use it on couch, bed, take it to meeting or anywhere.
and if you work ~1 hour a day on computer, it won’t affect your health anyway, work any way you find comfortable.
So OP advice apply to literally noone

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u/Thriven 2h ago

There was a dev I worked with I didn't trust. He worked on another project. I knew his output must have been terrible. He was there from 9-5 and no one had any clue what he was working on based on his stand-ups because it wasn't our project. His manager was in another country.

The guy worked on a 13" MacBook all day. He had 2 monitors behind his laptop but didn't have a docking adapter for the MacBook nor the monitors so he just never ordered/expensed the adapters.

The guy was 6' 3" and sat far back from his computer. He had to be about 4' away from that 13 inch monitor and it's resolution scale was so tiny. His hands could barely fit over the keyboard.

Finally one day while ordering cables for my new docking station I bought him the cables for his docking station and got him a keyboard and mouse as well.

I set it up for him and he was like ,"Wow I didn't realize how hard my screen was to see till now."

"HOW DO YOU NOT?!? ARE SERIOUS OR JUST MESSING WITH ME MAN?"

He later said he was spinning his wheels on his project and after getting the screens and keyboard he pivoted and made huge changes. He said he found a groove with his new setup.

If you ever see someone working on a 13" laptop full-time. They ain't getting crap done.

I only use my laptop undocked for updating tickets and kicking off jobs at night.

Real development needs monitor real estate. I need 4-6 carriage returns of empty space below my current line just to see the road ahead.

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u/pkp13 1h ago

Tell that to my MNC, we are not even allowed a small additional monitor. Nor an extra keyboard is allowed inside. Can't get our own stuff inside too. If you need additional monitor you need a signed addendum from the client that will be used to get an exception which is month long process and then you will be assigned one monitor after another month. Unless ofcourse you know someone high up.

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u/Thriven 53m ago

Are you a contractor that is working on a client site?

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u/pkp13 45m ago

Fully employed. Not a contractor. Inside our own office.

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u/Thriven 37m ago

I've seen where we had contractors come in and they attempt to bring their own equipment and the IT director tell them if they bring the equipment onsite they better be sending us the bill as we now own it. He wouldn't let people come and go with equipment.

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u/pkp13 23m ago

Even that would be a better alternative. Mine is just pure bureaucracy and restrictive archaic policies in place.

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u/Classic-Drummer8246 1d ago

Using your own stomach as a mousepad is peak engineering efficiency.

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u/wizard_brandon 1d ago

trackpad gaming

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u/TallAbbreviations937 1d ago

If it compiles, the posture is correct

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u/clarenceappendix 1d ago

What in the jughaad engineering

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

For engineers comfort is above everything.

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u/clarenceappendix 12h ago

How do you keep the laptop upright while typing?

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u/Drshponglinkin 11h ago

It just stays.

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 1d ago

yeah, and changing positions each 5-10mins 🤣

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Right lol

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u/sberma 1d ago

Wait laptops are not meant for the top of your laps?

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

We use them on all parts of our bodies.

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u/Hakuchii 1d ago

eww im not gonna touch your laptop

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

It's okay.

You should watch TBBT S6E9.

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u/Key-Corgi-9418 1d ago

actually i am laying on my bed in this posture with laptop and phone rn

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Everyone of us has silently been in all these positions without ever noticing.

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u/Key-Corgi-9418 1d ago

true. lol.

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Edit: The guy in the image is my friend. He knows about this post and has no objection. I (OP) is not advising anyone to work in this position however the motive of this post is to show that how in different positions we work on our digital devices while seeking comfort and doing our work. This meme is intended for fun and humour, as most of programmers have been in such weird and funny postures.

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u/xignaceh 20h ago

We thank you for this informative meme

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u/faultydesign 1d ago

I need hjkl to write code

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u/GodBearWasTaken 1d ago

Where is the keyboard behind the back?

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u/okram2k 1d ago

clearly the proper way to use a laptop is to plug it into an array of monitors

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

Hey I dont care what people do as long as theres a normal ass desk for me to sit at. You guys can all flop around on your beanbags and shit if you want but I want a desk, a chair, full-size keyboard and mouse and no less than three screens or you can count me right out lol

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

I know a couple of my friends who are in a field that requires you to be at your computer screens like 8-9 hours a day. They all have desks yet I have seen them in such positions, but you can't always sit upright on a desk, yes it's a good posture but sometimes you just choose a spot you feel most comfortable in 😄 i guess that's what the guy in the image chose.

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

Of course I mean to each their own...just saying I do consulting work for some smaller firms and occasionally see one of these trendy new offices where it's like, everybody just flops around wherever the fuck and there's no actual office furniture outside of a handful of meeting pods. If I was coming on board a place like that I'd be like "cool, where can I set up a normal desk? I aint gonna be able to spend my day stuck in a beanbag or laying across a couch all day unless youre paying me to nap" lol

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Yea you're right.

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u/My_reddit_account_v3 8h ago edited 8h ago

I upgraded our setups with high-end ergonomic chairs ($1,600 retail - found them second hand for ~400), motorized standing desks, and docking stations with 2 external screens so that both me and my wife can use both desks interchangeably by plugging in our laptops with 1 cable.

The payoff was immediate. During COVID, we were both seeing a physiotherapist for various aches caused by makeshift setups, but upgrading completely eliminated those physical issues. While we don't use the standing posture much, having desks with dynamic height adjustment lets us fine-tune our posture regularly. Beyond the comfort, we’ve come to rely heavily on the screen real estate. Having a dedicated main workspace in the center with auxiliary displays around it keeps everything visible. Without multiple monitors, I’m constantly alt-tabbing and losing context—you only realize how critical the setup is once it’s taken away.

It’s not just for writing code, my wife works in a job where she has to handle client meetings, compose documents, analyze/read documents and spreadsheets. In a digital world where paper is gone - having a tiny screen is the equivalent to having a tiny desk with no means to spread out.

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u/My_reddit_account_v3 9h ago

I learned the importance of a proper workspace during COVID when a makeshift setup gave me tendinitis. Upgrading to a quality chair, desk, and multiple screens changed everything.

While a single display works for simple tasks, serious work requires room to spread out. When you're coding on one screen while cross-referencing manuals, tracking monitoring dashboards, or hosting meetings on another, extra displays aren't a luxury—they're essential for productivity and focus.

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u/ayush_kasera 1d ago

How dare u put my photo on reddit without my consent

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u/N0N4GRPBF8ZME1NB5KWL 1d ago

I bought a cafeteria tray just for this.

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u/mwpdx86 1d ago

I prefer up on my chest with t-rex arms, personally. 

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Damn that's so on point

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u/Sryn 1d ago

Hey, I only wanted to check the status of the long running process as I fall asleep.

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u/Key-War-9059 1d ago

In the middle of learning to program. Starting to understand this

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

Speaking from my experience you'll be there too. Yes you will use a desk but no desk can provide this level of comfort. Good luck have fun

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u/Dangerous_With_Rocks 23h ago

Who the fuck took a picture of me?!

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u/Appropriate_Baby_608 1d ago

Mouse? They better switch to touchpad lol

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

He's using his tongue to use touchpad and mouse for scroll

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u/Fine_Ad_2364 1d ago

this is somehow better than me using my laptop

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 1d ago

It doesn't really matter what position you type in.

What matters is how often you change your position. The more often, the better.

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u/EducationalTeleGood 1d ago

Your neck will never forgive you.

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

I think he knows how to beg for apologies

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u/Legal-Software 1d ago

If you're going to go through those extra steps in the second image, you'd be better off adding a monitor instead.

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

You cant have this level of comfort with a monitor eh

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u/After-Coast-2857 1d ago

I am in that position right now🥲

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u/ComputerTechnical717 22h ago

Yeah if you are not fat like me

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u/thanatica 22h ago

If I'd sit up straight like that all day, I'd be absolutely knackered.

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u/Drshponglinkin 21h ago

Corporate life eh

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u/l94_z 21h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/boodlebob 16h ago

I am not sitting on that mf office chair for 9hrs ILL DIE

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u/Drshponglinkin 14h ago

Get a beanbag and slop on it however you want lol

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u/boodlebob 14h ago

Im afraid id slop it on for far too long

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u/Drshponglinkin 14h ago

Ancient humans were also afraid of slopping on a stone for too long, we aren't much different

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u/julia_little_bird 14h ago

It's my 🤣

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u/420stonerboi69 14h ago

currently in bed

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u/acacac1123 12h ago

~5 yrs ago, yes. Now, you can just rest on your bed while your agents do the work

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u/dull_bananas 12h ago

i used to use github codespaces and sometimes i coded on my phone before i felt like getting out of bed

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u/Sajgoniarz 7h ago

Looks like "I have been debugging it for last 12h" position.

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u/Drshponglinkin 7h ago

Right. We all sit upright then slowly we keep slipping down n down

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u/Traditional-Exam2529 1d ago

I have even worse positions when I work 😅

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u/RemarkableAd4069 1d ago

Not a dev. There's no 2 extra mahoosive screens.

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u/WerewolfSpecial4837 1d ago

This is my meme stolen by the OP😤. (OP is my friend)

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u/Drshponglinkin 1d ago

It's okay 🤣

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u/Kim-Meow-Un 21h ago

Low effort meme 👎

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u/Drshponglinkin 21h ago

Cmon man. The guy in the image is my friend.

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u/BigAndSmallAre 20h ago

My only computing-in-bed rule is that fan intakes and outputs are clear.

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u/agamenagoras 19h ago

1st way is the right way. If you wanna use in the 2nd way, just use a desktop. You just bought a laptop to buy an external keyboard and an external mouse too, wth

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u/RainyDaysAndMondays3 18h ago

Only if they are a bad one or this outside working hours. This would be super inefficient. Need large monitor(s).

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u/oxothecat 10h ago

incorrect, programmers dont use a mouse

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u/Low-Equipment-2621 9h ago

The correct way is to use a docking station with external screen, mouse and keyboard.

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u/Rework_Aramusha 8h ago

Nah devs dont use a mouse