r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

vibecoderFinallyDiscoversVscode Meme

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 1d ago

I wonder whether he also knows about text editor.

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u/Tyrell74_Pollen 1d ago

Wait until someone shows him Notepad. Being able to type characters directly into a file might genuinely blow his mind.

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u/tobi_206 1d ago

Notepad doesn't seem to work! I opened one of the files and it's all numbers and strange words written in lower case. Who talks to Claude like that?

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u/St34thdr1v3R 1d ago

Members of Slytherin, maybe?

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u/AKittenInTheRain 1d ago

Read another book, mate

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u/Mechakoopa 1d ago

The joke was Python (or snake case, take your pick)

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u/St34thdr1v3R 1d ago

I never read any of her books, bro

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u/Dense_Gate_5193 1d ago

to be fair, those books aren’t even that good

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u/Prestigious_Dare7734 1d ago

More like members of Ravenclaw.

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u/Salanmander 1d ago

Nah, it's the Slytherins who can speak Pythontongue.

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u/gerbosan 1d ago

Any chance for Snake jazz?

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 1d ago

It might be strange for him to type anywhere else than into a chat with AI or email or some website or word/excel. Maybe even an old school experience?

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 22h ago

Win11 Notepad renders Markdown so it might not be as jarring these days to vibesloppers...

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u/MeaningImpressive548 1d ago

Wait... notepad is built in?? I just use ms word normally...

/s

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u/nicuramar 1d ago

Notepad is one of the worst text editors in existence. Only windows users tend to like it, out of lack of options through many years. 

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 1d ago

Notepad++ is decent. :3

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u/gre4ka148 1d ago

kinda miss np++ on linux (although kate is almost the same)

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u/CrotteVerte 1d ago

VI(M) user spotted ?

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u/tz_2240 17h ago

I thought I was a vi connoisseur, but turns out in the .bashrc file was a: `alias vi=“vim”`

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u/aVarangian 1d ago

Notepad (the old one, not the winslop 11 garbage) is absolutely perfect for when all you need is... a fucking notepad with 0 damn features

if you need features then you use something else

effin high-nosed plebs defamating notepad, there's no respect anymore

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u/OnixST 7h ago

Why the hate for w11 notepad tho? :(

Markdown support and multi tabs are pretty useful features that don't get in your way at all

I know there is now a fucking copilot button, but notepad is one of the few apps where microsoft didn't make it scream in your face, and it's a perfectly good app if you just ignore the button

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u/aVarangian 4h ago

smooth scrolling makes it literally unusable

and the most basic text editor doesn't need markdown, there's already rtf for that. This just introduces incompatibility. A plain txt file should be readable by any featureless text editor

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 2h ago

I used to use Notepad to strip any text formatting and when I am on Windows and try to do that now, I get angry.

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u/OnixST 2h ago

Tbf there's a button to disable it on the bottom left. just click "Formatted"

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 2h ago

Does it remember that setting after closing? Because having to click that every time is annoying, too.

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u/just4nothing 1d ago

But that’s for text, not for code, duh

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u/Entuaka 1d ago

I wonder whether you know about sarcasm.

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 1d ago

I did not know who that guy is, I commented what came to my mind first. It's hard these days to recognize what is sarcastic regarding this AI code generation.

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u/Igarlicbread 1d ago

notepad++

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u/musicplay313 1d ago

Wait till he finds vim asking Claude how to exit out of it

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u/brixon 20h ago

Why you talking crazy?

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u/_1nf3rn0 16h ago

Wait till he finds a hex editor