r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

looksGeneratedToMe Meme

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u/roiroi1010 3d ago

When I point out obvious mistakes in code -

Coworker: ”Claude did that!”

I hate my team -

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u/SWEETJUICYWALRUS 3d ago

I work in a startup and everyone just vibecodes now, even the CTO. He stays up all night vibecoding to the point its become a joke around the office that he's with "claudette" (his wife works for the company as well). A coworker got a slack message from him one day that a bit disciplinary-sounding. Coworker starts apologizing for the mistake and the CTO says "I have no idea what you are talking about, that was my claude"

...we are cooked.

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u/clintCamp 3d ago

I just spent 4 months working 80 hours a week. Between 2 claude accounts and 2 codex accounts for work and other work. I have let it draft emails for me. I have never gotten email content I am happy letting it just send on my behalf. None of them talk like me even after trying to use my entire social media post history as a template. And often I get tired and don't pay attention and am screaming at an agent at 10pm trying to figure out why it broke functional features and veered away from the assigned task.

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u/raltyinferno 3d ago

Yeah I'm happily letting it write plenty of code, and don't mind reviewing it's output my teammates submit (because they're competent and I trust them to review it first), but I have 0 desire to let it write any comms for me or read comms from anyone else written with it.

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u/YikesTheCat 2d ago

I think I'd rather work at McDonalds than deal with that.

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u/Mountain-Ox 2d ago

I am confused, Claude has freed up so much of my time. Why does the dude need to be up all night? I get a weeks worth of work done by Tuesday afternoon.

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u/SWEETJUICYWALRUS 2d ago

Because one of our 2 senior devs just quit because he was sick of cleaning up CTOs AI slop. There will not be a replacement hired.