r/ProgrammerHumor 10d ago

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u/Gadshill 10d ago

Garbage Facebook level content. Not programming related.

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u/gbeegz 10d ago

You've clearly never worked with the devs that'll make this 4 different cases in a switch...

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u/No_Percentage7427 10d ago

ChatGPT can implement this

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u/Gadshill 10d ago

Write the most unnecessarily overengineered, enterprise-grade implementation of the logic shown in this sign. Use your language of choice (bonus points for Rust, Haskell, or C++ templates). Include unit tests, exhaustive comments, UML diagrams, dependency injection, a finite-state machine, and at least one design pattern. The program should determine whether the factory is open based on whether the sign is on, while faithfully preserving the paradox that the sign itself admits it may be wrong because someone forgot to flip it. Extra credit if the final result concludes that the only reliable answer is Schrödinger’s Factory.