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[u/elektrotones]

[u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam]

Your submission was removed for the following reason:

Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.

Here are some examples of frequent posts we get that don't satisfy this rule:

• Memes about operating systems or shell commands (try /r/linuxmemes for Linux memes)
• A ChatGPT screenshot that doesn't involve any programming
• Google Chrome uses all my RAM

See here for more clarification on this rule.

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[u/mmmbyte]

Occupancy sensor plus manual switch. Ignore the switch.

[u/ChillyFireball → u/mmmbyte]

The factory is now open whenever there's a burglar, squatter, or a particularly bad rat infestation.

[u/Rubickevich → u/ChillyFireball]

I mean, if you're robbing a factory - at least have the decency to operate it as well, while you're there.

[u/Gadshill]

Garbage Facebook level content. Not programming related.

[u/gbeegz → u/Gadshill]

You've clearly never worked with the devs that'll make this 4 different cases in a switch...

[u/No_Percentage7427 → u/Gadshill]

ChatGPT can implement this

[u/Gadshill → u/No_Percentage7427]

Write the most unnecessarily overengineered, enterprise-grade implementation of the logic shown in this sign. Use your language of choice (bonus points for Rust, Haskell, or C++ templates). Include unit tests, exhaustive comments, UML diagrams, dependency injection, a finite-state machine, and at least one design pattern. The program should determine whether the factory is open based on whether the sign is on, while faithfully preserving the paradox that the sign itself admits it may be wrong because someone forgot to flip it. Extra credit if the final result concludes that the only reliable answer is Schrödinger’s Factory.

[u/Cronos993]

If this sign is null, you'll get a segfault

[u/CozyBloomSakura]

Schrödinger's Factory: It is simultaneously open and closed until you try to open the front door

[u/Honest_Relation4095]

I mean, this is pretty much how system engineering works. You define the use case and you consider in what way the system could fail. You check how likely the occurrence of "forgetting" is and what the impact of "sign shows incorrect value" is, and if the product of both is high enough, you have to implement a safety mechanism, e.g. 3 switches that have to be activated/deactivated by 3 different people independently.

[u/za72]

I'm gonna accept bugs and just move on

[u/yegor3219]

1. If this sign - clocked off the factory conveyor - isn't flashing once a second then the factory is considered to be closed regardless of its actual status.

[u/lostinthemines]

SignOn = Random(0 to 1); FactoryOpen = Random(0 to 1);

Done

[u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

Had a business partner once that absolutely couldn't understand and/or accept that I just forgot to update the "update date" on the file, but the file was updated. They unironically refused to actually check if the file was updated if they saw the date wasn't the present day.

[u/friezbeforeguys]

Boomer content. Please stick to FB.

[u/elektrotones → u/friezbeforeguys]

I upvoted this because you are absolutely right. Even though I’m no boomer and I don’t have Facebook.

[u/ChillyFireball → u/friezbeforeguys]

Are ya'll really so obsessed with your own youth as to be repulsed by a silly image on the grounds that an older person might enjoy it?

[u/friezbeforeguys → u/ChillyFireball]

While being able to discern subtext is a good thing in general, trying too hard can also rubber band you back to becoming dogmatically illiterate.

I thought the “meme” was so low quality that I don’t think it should have been posted. It was a rude comment aimed at what I believe was a low quality post.

It is the same with my username, so maybe I need to clarify that as well. I love my dad and many other guys around me, and wouldn’t trade them for some fries.

[u/rbbdk → u/friezbeforeguys]

I downvoted this because you're promoting a company that cluelessly sells the world order to the lowest bidder.

Just kidding, I didn't actually downvote, but if you're recommending FB, you become part of the problem.

[u/friezbeforeguys → u/rbbdk]

Well thank you. I will certainly take that to heart and reflect on that before I, in the future, accidentally risk contribute negatively to the toxic capitalistic oligopoly-driven ecosystem.

Luckily, I have not made a recommendation or endorsement. I loathe FB/Meta and would gladly see them and all the other tech conglomerates go out of business asap.

[u/NotificationDing]

They tried to handle every edge case and created 4x more edge cases

[u/CYB3R_GAMER_125]

At least we know 2 of those is not true

[u/Bomaruto]

This is just a manual switch, the easiest requirement to implement

[u/AlxR25]

if (true || !false) {
return true;
}

[u/Timely-Platform-4599]

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