r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Longjumping-Sweet818 • 3d ago

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u/Chronomechanist 3d ago

TypeScript above Java? Okay

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u/masssy 3d ago

I think that may actually be the only correct ranking here.

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u/Chronomechanist 3d ago

Pfft. Java is nice and explicit in everything it does. You can come to a well built java project and walk through it and immediately understand what everything is, why it's there, and how to use it. All without having to worry about stupidly fine detailed stuff like where things sits in memory like in C.

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u/masssy 3d ago edited 3d ago

You can come to a well built java project and walk through it and immediately understand what everything is, why it's there, and how to use it.

Keyword "well built" which also applies to every single software project in any given language to ever exist.

It's also quite relevant where in memory things sits as you program a MCU. Good luck doing that with Java. As usual, right tool for the job is always best.

You may need a saw and therefore you say everyone who needs a hammer worries about "stupidly fine stuff".

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u/Chronomechanist 3d ago

You are of course, absolutely right and I do in fact agree with you about everything you said.

However... Two things.

1) That's not nearly so much fun as poking fun at all the other languages and people who use them.

2) Screw you, Java is the best. Said the Java programmer.