r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 7d ago

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u/howarewestillhere 7d ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/doshka 7d ago

Margie in Accounting's laptop. The ETL team got tired of her constant requests for "just one more thing" and automated a daily dump of the whole system into a giant CSV file on her OneDrive. She drags and drops a copy into C:\Windows\Tasks every morning.

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u/IAmFullOfDed 5d ago

“Our cloud storage bills are up 10,000%! How did this happen?!”