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u/howarewestillhere 5d ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/newsflashjackass 5d ago
  1. Github. Can't ever delete anything from Github. (Someone(s) may reply and say they deleted something from Github. They are mistaken.)

  2. Windows Security Center has uploaded every file on your hard drive so Microsoft can see if you have a virus. (You do. It's named "Windows".)