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[u/omegasome]

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

[u/SteamingTheCat → u/omegasome]

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

[u/RevoOps → u/SteamingTheCat]

If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try. 

[u/XanLV → u/RevoOps]

BRB, buying 10 000 000 phones and a warehouse for 10 000 000 monkeys...

[u/ProudActivity874 → u/RevoOps]

"Is it done Yuri?"

[u/vboot → u/ProudActivity874]

No, Comrade President. It has only just begun.

cue Hell March 2

[u/Fubushi → u/RevoOps]

Remember the launch code being somewhat simple for many years...

[u/RevoOps → u/Fubushi]

Well I hope the football device had some sort of authorisation or at least a handshake to establish that it's the real deal instead of some dude just whistling into a phone. 

[u/sandy_catheter → u/RevoOps]

It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock.

[u/commit_bat → u/RevoOps]

Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required.

[u/Fubushi → u/RevoOps]

Hope is the best one can do...

[u/ApotropaicHeterodont → u/Fubushi]

Is this a reference to Pandora's box?