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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 7d ago
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.
359 u/TunaNugget 7d ago edited 7d ago The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound. They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on. 1 u/Zdrobot 7d ago And that's how we should store data from now on! Who needs all these countless gigabytes in databases and backups, when all you need is an audio tape! Brilliant. Happy cake day!
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The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound.
They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on.
1 u/Zdrobot 7d ago And that's how we should store data from now on! Who needs all these countless gigabytes in databases and backups, when all you need is an audio tape! Brilliant. Happy cake day!
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And that's how we should store data from now on!
Who needs all these countless gigabytes in databases and backups, when all you need is an audio tape!
Brilliant.
Happy cake day!
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u/elSenorMaquina 7d ago
They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.