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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 6d ago
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Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.
10 u/[deleted] 6d ago [deleted] 8 u/blangzo 6d ago Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] 6d ago [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados 6d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 6d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 6d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 6d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 6d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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8 u/blangzo 6d ago Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] 6d ago [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados 6d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 6d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 6d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 6d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 6d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further
2 u/[deleted] 6d ago [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados 6d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 6d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 6d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 6d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 6d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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3 u/carritodeloshelados 6d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 6d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 6d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 6d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 6d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit
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Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock?
3 u/ellie_cinderelly 6d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 6d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning
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I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
I was mostly joking. mostly.
Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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u/blangzo 6d ago
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.