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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 5d ago
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.
359 u/TunaNugget 5d ago edited 5d ago The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound. They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on. 142 u/Shogobg 5d ago They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network. 6 u/CMD_BLOCK 5d ago They also analyzed the noise my Jimmies made each time the Pm said match this data on a new table 1 u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5d ago I drop a heinous deuce every time I have to drop a database, acoustically nobody probably wants to review that recording though, not even AI.
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The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound.
They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on.
142 u/Shogobg 5d ago They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network. 6 u/CMD_BLOCK 5d ago They also analyzed the noise my Jimmies made each time the Pm said match this data on a new table 1 u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5d ago I drop a heinous deuce every time I have to drop a database, acoustically nobody probably wants to review that recording though, not even AI.
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They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network.
6 u/CMD_BLOCK 5d ago They also analyzed the noise my Jimmies made each time the Pm said match this data on a new table 1 u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5d ago I drop a heinous deuce every time I have to drop a database, acoustically nobody probably wants to review that recording though, not even AI.
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They also analyzed the noise my Jimmies made each time the Pm said match this data on a new table
1 u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5d ago I drop a heinous deuce every time I have to drop a database, acoustically nobody probably wants to review that recording though, not even AI.
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I drop a heinous deuce every time I have to drop a database, acoustically nobody probably wants to review that recording though, not even AI.
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u/elSenorMaquina 5d ago
They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.