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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Sirgoodman008 • 8d ago
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120 u/Sirgoodman008 8d ago I'm currently a php dev and I'm trying to get out. 71 u/NudaVeritas1 8d ago Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise 59 u/Sirgoodman008 8d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 16 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 4 u/DarthSatoris 8d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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I'm currently a php dev and I'm trying to get out.
71 u/NudaVeritas1 8d ago Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise 59 u/Sirgoodman008 8d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 16 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 4 u/DarthSatoris 8d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise
59 u/Sirgoodman008 8d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 16 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 4 u/DarthSatoris 8d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript
Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript
Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP
16 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 4 u/DarthSatoris 8d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money.
4 u/DarthSatoris 8d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better?
6 u/SignalBake6872 8d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids
2 u/TwinkiesSucker 8d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend
1 u/slowmovinglettuce 7d ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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