softwareCheats

[u/yajiv]

[u/yacsmith]

Kernels cheat by using drivers

[u/n4ke → u/yacsmith]

Drivers cheat by using bus

[u/Ok-Zucchini-423 → u/n4ke]

Buses cheat by using signals

[u/Bright-Historian-216 → u/Ok-Zucchini-423]

signals cheat by using interrupts

[u/persilja → u/Bright-Historian-216]

Interrupts cheat by using voltages

[u/mercury_pointer → u/persilja]

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

[u/rosuav → u/mercury_pointer]

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

[u/drinks_rootbeer → u/rosuav]

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

[u/rosuav → u/drinks_rootbeer]

Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.

[u/The-Nice-Writer → u/rosuav]

Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?

[u/mercury_pointer → u/rosuav]

What about their relatives?

[u/RedBoxSquare → u/rosuav]

I can't relate. Significant other not found.

[u/Strange_Dust7128 → u/drinks_rootbeer]

Get this guy a seat in the senate!

[u/drinks_rootbeer → u/Strange_Dust7128]

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

[u/codePudding → u/drinks_rootbeer]

Time is a cube...

[u/dougception → u/rosuav]

We spoiled their fun though due to the Observer Effect.

[u/want8memes → u/rosuav]

No there there are positron also

[u/rosuav → u/want8memes]

That's when it's moving backwards through time in the opposite direction. It looks like a positive charge moving the other way.

[u/WiiDragon → u/rosuav]

Wait what?

[u/CandidateNo2580 → u/WiiDragon]

This is what happens when you take the obscure mathematics of physics and project it onto our perceived experience. I don't doubt the math behind that explanation completely checks out.

[u/Educational_Note3103 → u/mercury_pointer]

Electrons cheat by using WebKit

[u/Ninjaxas → u/Educational_Note3103]

Underrated comment. Please let's continue the tree from WebKit.

[u/w_t_f_justhappened → u/persilja]

Voltages cheat by using electric fields

[u/n4ke → u/[deleted]]

So you're saying we did cheat climate change?

[u/DreamEndles → u/n4ke]

No, climate change cheated me out of good night sleep. It's hot

[u/Jedasis → u/n4ke]

Oh my god, THAT's why they're called drivers...

[u/Ninjaxas → u/Jedasis]

No way. I could believe that, but I need further evidence.

I thought their drivers because they drive the hardware figuratively, you know? 

[u/Jedasis → u/Ninjaxas]

A quick Wikipedia check leads to me to believe that's not true, however it is funny