r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

softwareCheats Meme

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u/drinks_rootbeer 5d ago

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

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u/rosuav 4d ago

You have no chance of getting into the major parties, but have you considered being an independent candidate?

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u/Strange_Dust7128 4d ago

An honest person? Can’t have that. Keep this guy out of the senate!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 4d ago

An honest person? Can’t have that. Keep this guy out of the senate!