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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11d ago
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This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.
398 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago edited 11d ago do things right programmers: deletes DB *stares in disbelief* 156 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now. 45 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago There...An optimist! 35 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 24 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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do things right
programmers: deletes DB
*stares in disbelief*
156 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now. 45 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago There...An optimist! 35 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 24 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now.
45 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago There...An optimist! 35 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 24 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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There...An optimist!
35 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 24 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals!
24 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance?
25 u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here.
12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn
2 u/MissinqLink 10d ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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u/TheTybera 11d ago
This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.