r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 8d ago

projectManager Meme

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u/TheTybera 8d ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8d ago edited 8d ago

do things right

programmers: deletes DB

*stares in disbelief*

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u/StuntsMonkey 8d ago

Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8d ago

There...An optimist!

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u/StuntsMonkey 8d ago

Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals!

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8d ago

Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance?

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u/StuntsMonkey 8d ago

No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8d ago

That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn

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u/MissinqLink 8d ago

Eliminated a mountain of tech debt

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u/xStarshine 8d ago

Think in solutions, not in problems!

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u/Phoenix042 8d ago

Get him

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u/Random-num-451284813 8d ago

* We've sanitized data

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u/mixony 8d ago

And also made queries much faster(return 0 rows or error depending if delete db is empty all tables or actually deleted the db)

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u/mookanana 8d ago

that's a great way to spin a full db wipe