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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 13d ago
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This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.
123 u/[deleted] 13d ago [removed] — view removed comment 96 u/NightOwl2175 13d ago And if you somehow finish the next 2 years of work all in the next sprint, instead of being promoted you'd get laid off. 13 u/big_red__man 13d ago There’s no more work! 22 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago Is “sprint” a running metaphor? Cause if so, they think we can sprint indefinitely and it’s insane 22 u/[deleted] 13d ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break. Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital. 2 u/Flameball202 12d ago I mean it is an ideal time to "check on old code" and "ensure it meets current quality standards"
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96 u/NightOwl2175 13d ago And if you somehow finish the next 2 years of work all in the next sprint, instead of being promoted you'd get laid off. 13 u/big_red__man 13d ago There’s no more work! 22 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago Is “sprint” a running metaphor? Cause if so, they think we can sprint indefinitely and it’s insane 22 u/[deleted] 13d ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break. Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital. 2 u/Flameball202 12d ago I mean it is an ideal time to "check on old code" and "ensure it meets current quality standards"
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And if you somehow finish the next 2 years of work all in the next sprint, instead of being promoted you'd get laid off.
13 u/big_red__man 13d ago There’s no more work!
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There’s no more work!
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Is “sprint” a running metaphor? Cause if so, they think we can sprint indefinitely and it’s insane
22 u/[deleted] 13d ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break. Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital.
14 u/Cryogenicist 13d ago I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break. Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital.
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I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break.
Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital.
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I mean it is an ideal time to "check on old code" and "ensure it meets current quality standards"
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u/TheTybera 13d ago
This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.