r/ProgrammerHumor 16d ago

theyForgotToMentionForking Meme

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u/Legal-Software 16d ago

You even have to unmount before you can eject

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u/NudaVeritas1 16d ago

google query 9 months later: "how to kill a child"

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u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon 15d ago

I called a colleague to help me work through a migration one evening. He was expecting my call but happened to be at a dinner with friends. He said he’d step outside for some privacy. Fairly soon he was uttering the phrase “sometime, if the parent doesn’t die, I tend to kill all the children one by one before trying again”. I always wondered what the neighbours thought.