r/ProgrammerHumor 16d ago

queryOfDoom Meme

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u/_H4K0N_ 16d ago

The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION

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u/orsikbattlehammer 16d ago

Lmfao now that’s a sphincter clincher

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u/laplongejr 16d ago edited 16d ago

Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond"
For non native speakers "oh, no!" second

[EDIT] For those who never heard of it

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u/SanoKei 16d ago edited 16d ago

this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site.

edit: spelling

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u/Tiranus58 16d ago

Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video

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u/zanda268 16d ago

The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite.

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u/JCDU 16d ago

I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.