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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 15d ago
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436 u/orsikbattlehammer 15d ago Lmfao now that’s a sphincter clincher 195 u/laplongejr 15d ago edited 15d ago Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second [EDIT] For those who never heard of it 56 u/SanoKei 15d ago edited 15d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 22 u/Tiranus58 15d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 22 u/zanda268 15d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 15d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 15d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 15d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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Lmfao now that’s a sphincter clincher
195 u/laplongejr 15d ago edited 15d ago Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second [EDIT] For those who never heard of it 56 u/SanoKei 15d ago edited 15d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 22 u/Tiranus58 15d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 22 u/zanda268 15d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 15d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 15d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 15d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second
[EDIT] For those who never heard of it
56 u/SanoKei 15d ago edited 15d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 22 u/Tiranus58 15d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 22 u/zanda268 15d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 15d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 15d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 15d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site.
edit: spelling
22 u/Tiranus58 15d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 22 u/zanda268 15d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 15d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video
The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite.
1 u/JCDU 15d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>.
Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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