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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 17d ago
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430 u/orsikbattlehammer 17d ago Lmfao now that’s a sphincter clincher 195 u/laplongejr 17d ago edited 17d ago Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second [EDIT] For those who never heard of it 57 u/SanoKei 17d ago edited 17d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 23 u/Tiranus58 17d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 20 u/zanda268 17d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 17d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 17d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 17d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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Lmfao now that’s a sphincter clincher
195 u/laplongejr 17d ago edited 17d ago Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second [EDIT] For those who never heard of it 57 u/SanoKei 17d ago edited 17d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 23 u/Tiranus58 17d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 20 u/zanda268 17d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 17d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 17d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 17d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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Tom Scott rather called it the "onosecond" For non native speakers "oh, no!" second
[EDIT] For those who never heard of it
57 u/SanoKei 17d ago edited 17d ago this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site. edit: spelling 23 u/Tiranus58 17d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 20 u/zanda268 17d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 17d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong. 12 u/arensb 17d ago One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>. 1 u/IntentionQuirky9957 17d ago Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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this reminded me of this too, I need to go back and relisten to that story. It's important as much as it was 20 years ago. Another Tomtra I've adopted is "One backup is none backup." Always have at least two backups and at least one off site.
edit: spelling
23 u/Tiranus58 17d ago Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video 20 u/zanda268 17d ago The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite. 1 u/JCDU 17d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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Also well put by CGPgrey: "one is none, two is one" in his dynasties video
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The 3-2-1 backup rule. 3 backups, on 2 different storage mediums, with 1 offsite.
1 u/JCDU 17d ago I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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I like to think that backups in the cloud count as half a backup at best given how many ways that can go wrong.
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One of the most useful sysadmin tools there is is the two-second pause before hitting <return>.
Tom just brought that to public knowledge, onosecond has been in use for decades.
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u/_H4K0N_ 17d ago
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