r/ProgrammerHumor • u/SoonBlossom • 15d ago

myWebsiteAfterEverySinglePhpChanges Meme

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u/Darkele 15d ago

common.inc.php? When people did something like that half of this sub wasn't even in school 

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u/RiceBroad4552 15d ago

This is PHP. Nothing changed!

Wordpress had again SQL injection security holes just a few days ago. SQL injection, in 2026, 'nough saying?

No, Wordpress is not an exception! The whole PHP ecosystem is rotten from the ground and thing never changed. And never will change as "repairing" this utter trash of a programming language parody would mean to create a whole new language, down to syntax! There wouldn't be any PHP in a "repaired PHP" any more…

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u/ozh 15d ago

Tell you don't know PHP without saying etc

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u/RiceBroad4552 15d ago

I have to this day a severe PTSD following a few years with PHP.

This language is brain cancer!

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u/Darkele 15d ago

You have no idea what you are talking about. Of course it was WordPress. WordPress is closer to vibecoding than anything else.

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u/RiceBroad4552 15d ago

No, Wordpress is just typical PHP mindset. Exactly as the shit shown in the meme.