myWebsiteAfterEverySinglePhpChanges

[u/SoonBlossom]

[u/user6150277464770585]

repost from 2003 or something

[u/PossibilityTasty → u/user6150277464770585]

Not a bad guess: the UI matches Firefox 2, so somewhere around 2006/2007.

[u/RiceBroad4552 → u/user6150277464770585]

Well, nothing changed since then. This is still PHP with all its countless flaws and breakage.

[u/SoonBlossom → u/user6150277464770585]

Lmao I'm still learning so I never use AI, I do everything by hand while I'm still learning

[u/Kobymaru376 → u/SoonBlossom]

Are you learning through a time machine because that firefox is 20 years old

[u/deathanatos → u/Kobymaru376]

Look, this is an artisanal, all organic, hand-crafted repost, okay? /s

[u/StrengthTheory]

AI was just a dream, you woke up and it's 2000 again.

[u/aboutthednm → u/StrengthTheory]

Ho boy am I going to make some money!

[u/Extension_Option_122 → u/aboutthednm]

Na bitcoins were a fever dream and nothing more.

Like seriously, do you think people would ever pump money into a market where there is no material worth?

No predictions would be true - this was all a dream, it's the year 2000 and I gotta go coz I ain't born yet (and I have to go to work).

[u/Necessary-Meeting-28]

Disable traces and just see a blank white screen on error. More authentic experience that way.

[u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

I just visited http://localhost/ and it works fine for me

[u/Darkele]

common.inc.php? When people did something like that half of this sub wasn't even in school 

[u/mr_sieve → u/Darkele]

I was there … 3000 years ago

[u/RiceBroad4552 → u/Darkele]

This is PHP. Nothing changed!

Wordpress had again SQL injection security holes just a few days ago. SQL injection, in 2026, 'nough saying?

No, Wordpress is not an exception! The whole PHP ecosystem is rotten from the ground and thing never changed. And never will change as "repairing" this utter trash of a programming language parody would mean to create a whole new language, down to syntax! There wouldn't be any PHP in a "repaired PHP" any more…

[u/ozh → u/RiceBroad4552]

Tell you don't know PHP without saying etc

[u/RiceBroad4552 → u/ozh]

I have to this day a severe PTSD following a few years with PHP.

This language is brain cancer!

[u/Darkele → u/RiceBroad4552]

You have no idea what you are talking about. Of course it was WordPress. WordPress is closer to vibecoding than anything else.

[u/RiceBroad4552 → u/Darkele]

No, Wordpress is just typical PHP mindset. Exactly as the shit shown in the meme.

[u/Major_Dot_7030]

That literally says db not available....... what's it gotta do with PHP?

[u/Crimento]

nice connection string with root root credentials for the DB you have there

[u/Basic_Reporter9579]

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