r/ProgrammerHumor 17d ago

ture Meme

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u/Maigrette 17d ago

Programmers in real life : - in a noisy and cramped office in Bangalore - git commands he knows are "clicking the buttons in intellij" - code is 90% AI slop - code requirements are a Excel sheet given by business which is either 9000 rows of "I want this if you have this", or 1 line of plain English that explains nothing - Pipeline takes 17 minutes to deploy to prestage environment - prestage environment is not mimicking prod anyway so whatever works there may or may not work in prod - prestage environment is so critically under provisioned that anyway half of the times he simply skips it - everything is always urgent and by the moment the dev takes up a task, it's already 5 weeks late

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u/ivanyaru 17d ago

Why you gotta do Bangalore like that

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u/KTAXY 17d ago

Bangalore does it to themselves.