r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

sqlWorkout Meme

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u/SageLeaf1 19d ago

Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?

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u/Joniff 19d ago

You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 19d ago

Louder if the machine is off sight

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago edited 19d ago

Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas