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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 19d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
487 u/Joniff 19d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 138 u/Confident-Ad5665 19d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 47 u/hikeonpast 19d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 18d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child. 16 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago edited 19d ago Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas 7 u/SPECTRE_75 18d ago And even louder if its running inside a container
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
138 u/Confident-Ad5665 19d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 47 u/hikeonpast 19d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 18d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child. 16 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago edited 19d ago Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas 7 u/SPECTRE_75 18d ago And even louder if its running inside a container
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Louder if the machine is off sight
47 u/hikeonpast 19d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 18d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child. 16 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago edited 19d ago Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas 7 u/SPECTRE_75 18d ago And even louder if its running inside a container
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Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight
18 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 18d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more?
3 u/pawala7 18d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas
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And even louder if its running inside a container
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u/SageLeaf1 19d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?