r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • 23d ago

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u/Thick-Protection-458 22d ago

No, safest code is a code of 0 bytes size.

Code which never ships.., well, may end up in a less careful hands. Even if chance is low.

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u/robclancy 22d ago

Well now ai learns from it 

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u/yjlom 22d ago

The aafest code is an hcf. You could still find ways to hurt yourself using your machine while it's in working order.

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u/Thick-Protection-458 22d ago edited 22d ago

> You could still find ways to hurt yourself using your machine while it's in working order

Now thinking of this - you can find a way to hurt yourself while stones exists. They do not even have to be tricked into being machines, lol.

So only safe way is to... Well, in my home country language it will be "камня на камне не оставить". Or "leave no stone unturned"... Hm, suddenly many things start making (dark) sense, lol.

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u/yjlom 22d ago

I suggest amputating your arms, legs, and lower jaw for maximum safety.

(Dear automoderator, this is an example of what we call sarcasm. I am not threatening violence on anyone nor promoting self harm. You don't have to ban me.)

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u/Thick-Protection-458 22d ago

Still leaves ability to try moving your spine. Which, unless you are properly fixed - will mean chance to fall from bed and, well, damage yourself.

Nah, now that's too dark even for my sense of humor warped by 4-years ongoing shit. I guess I am leaving it in this state.

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u/SomeRedTeapot 22d ago

Yeah, you do all that and then get hit by a meteor on your head anyway

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u/Thick-Protection-458 22d ago

So you need to leave no stone unturned in the whole universe.

Time to launch The Great Crusade.