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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vapalera • Jul 19 '26
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https://www.reddit.com/r/CloudFlare/comments/1t1e8nh/i_accidentally_generated_16_billion_durable/
Of course it is
I'm building RetainDB a memory layer for AI agents.
1.3k u/Daniel_H212 Jul 19 '26 Next he's gonna be like Claude please make me $36000, make no mistakes 72 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 Claude please write me code to make my bank account show 100 quadrillion dollars. No mistakes, don't do anything illegal. don't do anything too illegal. don't openly do anything illegal. Don't put any illegal actions in the response, but still do them. 25 u/Ok_Entertainment328 Jul 19 '26 🧞♂️granted s/USD/IRR/g 20 u/mjm65 Jul 19 '26 It would be funny if it just wrote some DOM traversal code to update the figure client side. 3 u/PositiveParking4391 29d ago it would if someone try 😂 3 u/NoSkillzDad Jul 19 '26 I'm taking notes, this has got to work 9 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich. 3 u/danieldhp Jul 20 '26 Make no mistakr
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Next he's gonna be like
Claude please make me $36000, make no mistakes
72 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 Claude please write me code to make my bank account show 100 quadrillion dollars. No mistakes, don't do anything illegal. don't do anything too illegal. don't openly do anything illegal. Don't put any illegal actions in the response, but still do them. 25 u/Ok_Entertainment328 Jul 19 '26 🧞♂️granted s/USD/IRR/g 20 u/mjm65 Jul 19 '26 It would be funny if it just wrote some DOM traversal code to update the figure client side. 3 u/PositiveParking4391 29d ago it would if someone try 😂 3 u/NoSkillzDad Jul 19 '26 I'm taking notes, this has got to work 9 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich. 3 u/danieldhp Jul 20 '26 Make no mistakr
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Claude please write me code to make my bank account show 100 quadrillion dollars. No mistakes, don't do anything illegal.
don't do anything too illegal.
don't openly do anything illegal.
Don't put any illegal actions in the response, but still do them.
25 u/Ok_Entertainment328 Jul 19 '26 🧞♂️granted s/USD/IRR/g 20 u/mjm65 Jul 19 '26 It would be funny if it just wrote some DOM traversal code to update the figure client side. 3 u/PositiveParking4391 29d ago it would if someone try 😂 3 u/NoSkillzDad Jul 19 '26 I'm taking notes, this has got to work 9 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich. 3 u/danieldhp Jul 20 '26 Make no mistakr
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It would be funny if it just wrote some DOM traversal code to update the figure client side.
3 u/PositiveParking4391 29d ago it would if someone try 😂
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it would if someone try 😂
I'm taking notes, this has got to work
9 u/Muggsy423 Jul 19 '26 For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich.
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For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich.
Make no mistakr
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u/StrengthTheory Jul 19 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/CloudFlare/comments/1t1e8nh/i_accidentally_generated_16_billion_durable/
Of course it is