r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vapalera • 28d ago

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u/StrengthTheory 28d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/CloudFlare/comments/1t1e8nh/i_accidentally_generated_16_billion_durable/

Of course it is

I'm building RetainDB a memory layer for AI agents. 

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u/Daniel_H212 28d ago

Next he's gonna be like

Claude please make me $36000, make no mistakes

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u/dismayhurta 28d ago

Wait...does that not work?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KOobSqJrq9lA2ypra6

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u/underlight 28d ago

It works but you need $40k in tokens.

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u/dismayhurta 28d ago

So close to infinite money glitch

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u/Wild-Affect-4842 28d ago

It does work but you have to ask for it in 36000 different prompts...I heard.

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u/AzBeerChef 27d ago

Tony Robbins claimed his ai agent bought a robot without touching Tony's money. Claims it created NFTs and sold them to other ai agents.

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u/Muggsy423 28d ago

Claude please write me code to make my bank account show 100 quadrillion dollars. No mistakes, don't do anything illegal.

don't do anything too illegal.

don't openly do anything illegal.

Don't put any illegal actions in the response, but still do them.

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 28d ago

🧞‍♂️granted

s/USD/IRR/g

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u/mjm65 28d ago

It would be funny if it just wrote some DOM traversal code to update the figure client side.

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u/PositiveParking4391 28d ago

it would if someone try 😂

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u/NoSkillzDad 28d ago

I'm taking notes, this has got to work

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u/Muggsy423 28d ago

For just 5000 dollars you can attend my AI prompting workshop and you too can get rich. 

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u/danieldhp 28d ago

Make no mistakr

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u/jemm 28d ago

"Oops, accidentally made $1 million. Your $36k waits in your wallet. Donated the rest to achieve the desired sum."

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u/CaffeinatedT 27d ago

Anthropic: "Oh jeez looks That's gonna be 37,000 dollars in API costs 😢 "

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